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● 11-08-2013, 03:19 PM
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Impaled in the Face with an Umbrella

Drunken reveler, 22, fell off hotel bed and was impaled through the nostril by her own UMBRELLA!
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● 11-08-2013, 06:15 PM
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Re: Impaled in the Face with an Umbrella

Ouch. Hope it doesn't rain. She's got no brolly now!!
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● 11-08-2013, 06:31 PM
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Re: Impaled in the Face with an Umbrella

Now, for the rest of her life, every time someone asks her how she got that scar...
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● 11-08-2013, 06:45 PM
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● 11-09-2013, 02:52 AM
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Re: Impaled in the Face with an Umbrella

I'm tripping in the rain, just bleeding in the rain, what a glorious feeling, my sinuses are clear again!
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● 11-09-2013, 03:27 PM
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Re: Impaled in the Face with an Umbrella

She seems still pretty drunk on that picture
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● 11-09-2013, 05:32 PM
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Re: Impaled in the Face with an Umbrella

Thats karma I suppose for being that wankered!
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Re: Impaled in the Face with an Umbrella

All dressed up and no other place to go
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Re: Impaled in the Face with an Umbrella

I'm tripping in the rain, just bleeding in the rain, what a glorious feeling, my sinuses are clear again!
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Re: Impaled in the Face with an Umbrella

lucky for her it didn't end up in her eye
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