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11-08-2013, 03:19 PM
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 My Rank: MAJOR Poster Rank:12 Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 93,130
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Impaled in the Face with an Umbrella
Drunken reveler, 22, fell off hotel bed and was impaled through the nostril by her own UMBRELLA!  · |
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11-08-2013, 06:15 PM
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 ♚ Legacy Gold Member ♚ Poster Rank:195 Female Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 7,761 Mentioned: 5 Post(s) Quoted: 708 Post(s)
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Re: Impaled in the Face with an Umbrella
Ouch. Hope it doesn't rain. She's got no brolly now!!
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11-08-2013, 06:31 PM
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Re: Impaled in the Face with an Umbrella
Now, for the rest of her life, every time someone asks her how she got that scar...
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11-09-2013, 02:52 AM
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Re: Impaled in the Face with an Umbrella
I'm tripping in the rain, just bleeding in the rain, what a glorious feeling, my sinuses are clear again!
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11-10-2013, 07:20 AM
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 ✝Mudderator from Hell✝ Poster Rank:11 e-mail Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 95,782
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Re: Impaled in the Face with an Umbrella
  lucky for her it didn't end up in her eye
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