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Did I hear the nurses have a field chuckle. I wonder if he was embarrassed. I remember seeing a guy with a toilet cleaning brush up his ass.

He was trying to tell the doctor that he happened to be doing some cleaning (naked of course and covered in baby oil) and that as he as cleaning the toilet he accidentally slipped. Did a 180 and somehow landed on the toilet brush. Brush part first which forced it up his arsehole.

I mean. Cmon now who do you think you are kidding. Just say you were being a wanker and got carried away.
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Brings back memories of ER work. Digging stuck condoms out of 300 pound women.
Now there’s something you probably did see every day.
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What if the guy does it on purpose though?
Like he visits an ER in a different town every weekend and pretend he needs help extracting it, after stalking the head doctor or nurse and finding out she has beautiful tiny hands

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Might not be as keen to fuck about next time
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Omfg. You win. Hands down, or rather hands inside, the worst thing I've seen.
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Flared bases, guys. Flared. Bases.
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Did I hear the nurses have a field chuckle. I wonder if he was embarrassed. I remember seeing a guy with a toilet cleaning brush up his ass.

He was trying to tell the doctor that he happened to be doing some cleaning (naked of course and covered in baby oil) and that as he as cleaning the toilet he accidentally slipped. Did a 180 and somehow landed on the toilet brush. Brush part first which forced it up his arsehole.

I mean. Cmon now who do you think you are kidding. Just say you were being a wanker and got carried away.

I can tell this is from Mexico because of the nurse's uniform. I have a friend that told me that this type of cases happen a lot. She once had to extract a Paschal Candle from a man.
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she was wearing him like a watch.
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Why do they always keep them awake for this


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