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01-31-2025, 07:49 AM
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Either a Lot of Fun, or a Lot of Pain
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01-31-2025, 07:43 PM
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Re: Either a Lot of Fun, or a Lot of Pain
Are you sure that's not the women's bathroom?  |
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02-01-2025, 01:20 AM
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Re: Either a Lot of Fun, or a Lot of Pain
The dipstick says you're a quart low.
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02-01-2025, 08:52 PM
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Re: Either a Lot of Fun, or a Lot of Pain
Clearly, some scissor action was going on between a woman in comfortable shoes and Aunt Flo...
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02-04-2025, 04:27 AM
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Re: Either a Lot of Fun, or a Lot of Pain
"I slipped" Meanwhile, the look of "this is the 792nd time someone has told me this in similar situations" coming from the face of the EMT ... |
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02-12-2025, 01:55 AM
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Re: Either a Lot of Fun, or a Lot of Pain
Someone perforated their bowel and was in such a hurry to get to the hospital that they forgot their best friend. That's my theory.
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02-27-2025, 03:55 PM
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Re: Either a Lot of Fun, or a Lot of Pain
We had a man come into the ER and say that he tripped and fell on a curtain rod(the round ones with a ball on the end). He came to our hospital because he was in the military and couldn't go to the military hospital a few miles from his home. He couldn't go to the other hospital in town because his wife worked in that ER. When they pushed his gurney through the department, they had covered him with a sheet and it looked like a tent rolling through the ER.
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