|
#11
●
02-01-2025, 09:44 PM
| ||||||||
 My Rank: MAJOR Poster Rank:193 male Join Date: Mar 2021 Posts: 7,766 Mentioned: 2 Post(s) Quoted: 1466 Post(s)
| ||||||||
|
Re: Drunk Security Guard Tried to Pet a Lion in Enclosure; Lost An Arm
That had to hurt. Looks like lion gnawed on his arm for a good long time, while the man was still attached to it.  |
|
#12
●
02-04-2025, 11:00 AM
| ||||||||
 My Rank: MAJOR Poster Rank:93 Male Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 16,939 Mentioned: 9 Post(s) Quoted: 1887 Post(s)
| ||||||||
|
Re: Drunk Security Guard Tried to Pet a Lion in Enclosure; Lost An Arm
Even while drunk, he remembered the feed the lions. Guy is going for employee of the month!
|
|
#14
●
02-20-2025, 07:56 PM
| ||||||||
 My Rank: FIRST SERGEANT Poster Rank:426 male Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 2,697 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 367 Post(s)
| ||||||||
|
Re: Drunk Security Guard Tried to Pet a Lion in Enclosure; Lost An Arm
That's not Mr. Kittles the housecat, ya fricken retard. It's a wild animal. You got one less arm to remind you now.
|
|
#15
●
02-20-2025, 08:03 PM
| ||||||||
 ☾ Administrator ☽ Poster Rank:76 ஜᎻᎬᎩᎾᏦᎪஜ Join Date: Dec 2011 Posts: 19,597
Contributions: 32
Mentioned: 177 Post(s) Quoted: 6890 Post(s)
| ||||||||
|
Re: Drunk Security Guard Tried to Pet a Lion in Enclosure; Lost An Arm
Common sense about not sticking your body parts in a lion's cage seems to be a myth. 
__________________ 💜🧿See Human | Be Human🧿💜 (War Section Hashtags) |
|
#19
●
05-28-2026, 10:01 AM
| ||||||||
 My Rank: CORPORAL Poster Rank:1738 Join Date: Mar 2026 Posts: 305 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 42 Post(s)
| ||||||||
|
Re: Drunk Security Guard Tried to Pet a Lion in Enclosure; Lost An Arm
He efficiently lost his arm and his job with just one brazen move. Yay alcohol. Yay lion.
|
|
#20
●
05-30-2026, 01:25 PM
| ||||||||
 My Rank: MAJOR Poster Rank:118 Male Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 13,435 Mentioned: 15 Post(s) Quoted: 3534 Post(s)
| ||||||||
|
Re: Drunk Security Guard Tried to Pet a Lion in Enclosure; Lost An Arm
I’m happy for the lion. It’s a more noble creature than he scum keeping him locked up in a zoo
|
