JavaScript and Cookies are required to view this site. Please enable both in your browser settings.
Drunk Security Guard Tried to Pet a Lion in Enclosure; Lost An Arm
Menu
Documenting Reality Death Pictures & Death Videos Human Deformities & Medical Problems Drunk Security Guard Tried to Pet a Lion in Enclosure; Lost An Arm

Drunk Security Guard Tried to Pet a Lion in Enclosure; Lost An Arm

Current Rating:

Unlimited Views No Ads No Algorithms Lifetime Account

Documenting Reality

Community Forum · Est. 2006

Join Now
« ‹ Page of 3 »
Thread Tools ▾
  #1  
● 01-30-2025, 06:33 PM
TheCruxofBag's Avatar
TheCruxofBag
Offline:
♚ Legacy Gold Member ♚
Poster Rank:271
Join Date: Aug 2022
Posts: 4,954
Contributions: 81
 
Mentioned: 34 Post(s)
Quoted: 967 Post(s)
Activity Longevity
7/20 4/20
Today Posts
0/11 sssss4954
Drunk Security Guard Tried to Pet a Lion in Enclosure; Lost An Arm
Mérida, Venezuela

A 60-year-old night watchman, José L.Z.D., lost his left arm when, whilst drunk, he entered the lion enclosure at the zoo he worked at and attempted to pet one of the lions through the bars of their cage.

According to some reports, José spent the day drinking with friends, and despite being intoxicated and being warned to rest, he decided to carry out his duties.
photo_2025-01-30_23-31-14.jpg
137.7 KB ·17 views
475310103_939912151608732_5999443989995121496_n.jpg
73.6 KB ·103 views
photo_2025-01-30_23-31-10.jpg
146.0 KB ·9 views
photo_2025-01-30_23-31-12.jpg
130.2 KB ·9 views
photo_2025-01-30_23-31-09.jpg
181.7 KB ·24 views
▲ 44 Users Say Thank You For This Post:
AllegedlyHere, Beec134, BLACKOUTx4500x, Caf002, Cairebear09, CatBatMan, chrissy38109, ChristineB, corpsehands, dfinsvalde, Eggbeater01, freaky_chick33, ggall, giterdone246, Guns N' Coffee, habsphannn, HIGHTECHDUDE, houseoftechno, IMKB, jintsy, kellyhound, LadyNightmare, ldg, lolo123, Mecrupulent, mintycbo, MorinoR, mp5sd, Mr.NoCredit, mr_feelgood, MzMorbidAF, Ozymandias, pingumaria, Pyramid_Head, REVZZYBAN, Solarsonic, tandc, terrence, v1r, Vapeitup, William May, WingDing56, WonderMomma, yah
▼ PROMO FROM DOCUMENTING REALITY
No surprises here
Join Now
Hidden for upgraded members.
  #2  
● 01-30-2025, 07:25 PM
Hogmann's Avatar
Hogmann
Offline:
♚ Legacy Gold Member ♚
Poster Rank:202
Iceman
Join Date: Aug 2017
Posts: 7,505
 
Mentioned: 19 Post(s)
Quoted: 3630 Post(s)
Activity Longevity
0/20 9/20
Today Posts
0/11 sssss7505
Re: Drunk Security Guard Tried to Pet a Lion in Enclosure; Lost An Arm
.
Man-burger
▲ 5 Users Say Thank You For This Post:
giterdone246, ITSOKTOCRY, REVZZYBAN, tandc, terrence
  #3  
● 01-30-2025, 08:48 PM
mr_feelgood's Avatar
mr_feelgood
Offline:
♚ Legacy Gold Member ♚
Poster Rank:122
Happy Happy Happy
Join Date: Dec 2009
Posts: 12,954
 
Mentioned: 21 Post(s)
Quoted: 4261 Post(s)
Activity Longevity
15/20 17/20
Today Posts
8/11 ssss12954
Re: Drunk Security Guard Tried to Pet a Lion in Enclosure; Lost An Arm
Good Simba
▲ 10 Users Say Thank You For This Post:
Bletch, CatBatMan, chrissy38109, giterdone246, ldg, REVZZYBAN, Sterlig, terrence, William May, WonderMomma
  #4  
● 01-31-2025, 03:33 AM
Mr.NoCredit's Avatar
Mr.NoCredit
Offline:
★ Legacy Member ★
Poster Rank:111
Secret Agent
Join Date: Dec 2009
Posts: 14,218
 
Mentioned: 6 Post(s)
Quoted: 2969 Post(s)
Activity Longevity
17/20 17/20
Today Posts
3/11 ssss14218
Re: Drunk Security Guard Tried to Pet a Lion in Enclosure; Lost An Arm
They’re considered “wild” animals for a reason.
▲ 10 Users Say Thank You For This Post:
Bletch, chrissy38109, ChristineB, giterdone246, GrayGhost77*, IMKB, ldg, REVZZYBAN, shellreilly, Sterlig
  #5  
● 01-31-2025, 03:56 AM
Xploit Machine's Avatar
Xploit Machine
Offline:
My Rank: FIRST LIEUTENANT
Poster Rank:241
Male
Join Date: Jun 2009
Posts: 5,738
Contributions: 25
 
Mentioned: 1 Post(s)
Quoted: 735 Post(s)
Activity Longevity
6/20 18/20
Today Posts
0/11 sssss5738
Re: Drunk Security Guard Tried to Pet a Lion in Enclosure; Lost An Arm
good lion
▲ 5 Users Say Thank You For This Post:
chrissy38109, giterdone246, IMKB, shellreilly, WonderMomma
  #6  
● 01-31-2025, 01:37 PM
Suicide_Note's Avatar
Suicide_Note
Offline:
The Devil's Left Hand
Poster Rank:70
Male
Join Date: May 2012
Posts: 22,200
 
Mentioned: 19 Post(s)
Quoted: 9551 Post(s)
Activity Longevity
2/20 15/20
Today Posts
2/11 ssss22200
Re: Drunk Security Guard Tried to Pet a Lion in Enclosure; Lost An Arm
He forgot to cast the magical spell Pspsps to calm the lion.
__________________
Why so sad? Your tears are no match for mine.
▲ 3 Users Say Thank You For This Post:
Faust, giterdone246, William May
  #7  
● 01-31-2025, 05:43 PM
William May
Offline:
♚ Legacy Gold Member ♚
Poster Rank:93
Male
Join Date: Nov 2009
Posts: 17,006
 
Mentioned: 8 Post(s)
Quoted: 4661 Post(s)
Activity Longevity
12/20 17/20
Today Posts
0/11 ssss17006
Re: Drunk Security Guard Tried to Pet a Lion in Enclosure; Lost An Arm
The Lion only attacked him after he had first dis-armed him. Seems fine to me!
▲ 7 Users Say Thank You For This Post:
Caf002, giterdone246, IMKB, ldg, MorinoR, REVZZYBAN, Vapeitup
  #8  
● 01-31-2025, 07:40 PM
Solarsonic's Avatar
Solarsonic
Offline:
My Rank: LANCE CORPORAL
Poster Rank:1881
Join Date: Oct 2011
Posts: 272
 
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Quoted: 184 Post(s)
Activity Longevity
0/20 15/20
Today Posts
0/11 ssssss272
Re: Drunk Security Guard Tried to Pet a Lion in Enclosure; Lost An Arm
Fuck around and find out.
▲ 8 Users Say Thank You For This Post:
ajs11961, IMKB, ldg, qweytr, shellreilly, Vapeitup, woodsetton
  #9  
● 02-01-2025, 04:34 AM
kellyhound's Avatar
kellyhound
Offline:
✝Mudderator from Hell✝
Poster Rank:11
e-mail
Join Date: Oct 2006
Posts: 96,183
Contributions: 817
 
Mentioned: 475 Post(s)
Quoted: 10288 Post(s)
Activity Longevity
18/20 20/20
Today Posts
3/11 ssss96183
Re: Drunk Security Guard Tried to Pet a Lion in Enclosure; Lost An Arm
that's how to sober up instantly
▲ 5 Users Say Thank You For This Post:
IMKB, ldg, REVZZYBAN, terrence, yah
  #10  
● 02-01-2025, 09:03 PM
HIGHTECHDUDE's Avatar
HIGHTECHDUDE
Offline:
♚ Legacy Gold Member ♚
Poster Rank:265
ꓕSIꓤIꓕ∀S ϽINOᗡꓤ∀S
Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 5,150
Contributions: 6
 
Mentioned: 41 Post(s)
Quoted: 1434 Post(s)
Activity Longevity
4/20 17/20
Today Posts
1/11 sssss5150
Re: Drunk Security Guard Tried to Pet a Lion in Enclosure; Lost An Arm
No video, but found the audio transcript:
"Heeeere kitty-katty-kitty... aaaaaahhhhHHHH!!!"
__________________
200 Additional Smilies Custom DR Search Engine
✦ Live life to it's fullest and leave a sexy corpse ✦
▲ 7 Users Say Thank You For This Post:
giterdone246, IMKB, mr_feelgood, REVZZYBAN, TheCruxofBag, Vapeitup, WonderMomma
Documenting Reality Death Pictures & Death Videos Human Deformities & Medical Problems Drunk Security Guard Tried to Pet a Lion in Enclosure; Lost An Arm
« ‹ Page of 3 »
Documenting Reality Death Pictures & Death Videos Human Deformities & Medical Problems Drunk Security Guard Tried to Pet a Lion in Enclosure; Lost An Arm
« Venezuela - Female Cop Accidentally Shoots Friend In The Stomach | Woman Died After Nasty Leg Break During a Traffic Accident »
Contact Chris· Forgot Password· Terms & Conditions· Membership Levels·Gift a Membership· Stats· NTFU


Powered by vBulletin Copyright 2000-2010 Jelsoft Enterprises Limited.

Search Engine Friendly URLs by vBSEO