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02-15-2026, 05:25 PM
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Drunk Guy Was Attacked and Bitten in the Neck by a Jaguar
Guyana.
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02-15-2026, 07:26 PM
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Re: Drunk Guy Was Attacked and Bitten in the Neck by a Jaguar
Model years prior to 2008 didn't have the pedestrian protection system, making outcomes like this more likely. In any case, he should not have strayed into the Jaguar's territory (the road).
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02-16-2026, 04:00 AM
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Re: Drunk Guy Was Attacked and Bitten in the Neck by a Jaguar
Red is definitely his color.  |
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02-22-2026, 10:36 PM
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Re: Drunk Guy Was Attacked and Bitten in the Neck by a Jaguar
How scary would that be? Second to being attacked by a bear. Stuff of nighmares. Hope he recovered. |
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02-24-2026, 01:01 AM
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Re: Drunk Guy Was Attacked and Bitten in the Neck by a Jaguar
I assume it was the CAT, and NOT the CAR. If it had been the car, he would have had tire tracks on his head.  |
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03-05-2026, 04:28 AM
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Re: Drunk Guy Was Attacked and Bitten in the Neck by a Jaguar
No ambulance in sight. Half his neck torn off. Just a long, painful, miserable death, with everyone around you telling you to sit still.
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