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09-26-2025, 10:14 AM
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Re: Woman Found Strangled in Motel Room, With Remote Control Lodged in Anus
seeing how her face looks squished and the blood stain from her face on the pillow it seems she was smothered
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09-27-2025, 08:59 AM
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Re: Woman Found Strangled in Motel Room, With Remote Control Lodged in Anus
You can’t fit a square object into a round hole. That remote isn’t actually in “the hole”.
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09-27-2025, 01:46 PM
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Re: Woman Found Strangled in Motel Room, With Remote Control Lodged in Anus
Yeah, we really need people coming to the USA who kill prostitutes, pose them with remotes up their ass and kindly tell the staff (who he assumes are Documenting Reality Watercooler regulars) to check at 9 am to see something EXHILARATING.
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09-28-2025, 03:19 AM
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Re: Woman Found Strangled in Motel Room, With Remote Control Lodged in Anus
Patton Oswalt's bit about the Rubik's Cube comes to mind.
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09-28-2025, 09:37 AM
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Re: Woman Found Strangled in Motel Room, With Remote Control Lodged in Anus
That's not even remotely funny.
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