[danielsan]

Originally Posted by Vedderman ↗

This 32-year old piece of cannon-fodder in tight pants was a known drug user who was dating a drug trafficker and ran around in drug circles far more than is healthy in urban Brazil.

Last night, around 9:00, she received a phone call at her parents' house that excitedly informed her that a big parcel of cash was being delivered for her at the bus terminal down the street. Ecstatic at her remarkable fortune, she told her parents that Easy Street was on the horizon and put on her best platform sandals to haul that tight little ass to the bus stop.

What transpired there will forever be unknown to scholars and fools alike, but we can all probably assume that the ship she was hoping for did not come in. Whether or not she met with and received money from someone at the bus stop, the fact is that she turned around and began the walk home only moments after arriving.

Unfortunately for her, it would appear that the phone call and associated jaunt to the mass transit hub was only a clever ruse to lure her out of the house for nefarious purposes. Halfway home she blundered headlong into a an ambuscade so clever and unpredictable that Sun Tzu himself would surely have been flummoxed. Armed men converged upon her from an adjacent alley, brandishing firearms and ill intent.

Witness statements provided by a passing car said that the girl looked surprised and horrified to see men approaching her. They were clearly unexpected. She turned to run, but the bullets were quicker. She took one shot in the shoulder and another in the side of the face as she spun, then dropped to the concrete and died on her back. Death was probably almost instant due to the headshot.

No one is particularly certain who set her up or why. If there was money (unlikely), it was not on the scene when the cops arrived. Was it the dirty drug-dealing beau? One of his enemies? One of hers? Who can say. Not especially likely that they'll be putting a crack team of coppers on it to find out, either.

Anyway, here she is, dead in the street with a bullet to the head and another to the shoulder, fired from point blank range.

Thanks, as is often the case, to esteemed contributor Etsu, who graciously alerted me to the case and contributed some of the images.

Mr Vedderman, you have surpassed yourself. Please accept the following, for literature!

[kellyhound]

They're so easy to bamboozle if you lure them with money lol

[Bletch]

Have to agree, one of the best descriptions and really made my day

[Sharon]

This read like a book sample from the Amazon Kindle store and it made me want to buy the whole book, brilliant

[wmbondurant]

Ah!!1,2,3 the old reach around .. Blx 210 his and hers , so 80's.

[john*thomas]

Originally Posted by kellyhound ↗

They're so easy to bamboozle if you lure them with money lol

You would think they would have learned by now that you can't run in platform sandals.

Wear your platform sneakers to strange phone call rendezvous.

[soyadude]

I thought someone finally shot Kim Kardashian for her Kimoji app.

[LrlynJy]

a narrative, informative and vivid post only vedderman delivers. just dont scrounge your head trying to dig it if youre having difficulty or your going to need one big laxative.

[King Herald]

I can't believe they didn't at least pull her top up to reveal her titties.

Maybe the photographer got there before the cops?

[AussieAngel]

thanks Vedderman!