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Re: Suicidal Man Killed Himself with Improvised Guillotine

Poor guy should've invested in some additional weights. Two 5 or 10 pounders is pretty light. Should have gone for a couple 25'ers at least. Still barely worked but I bet he felt it for a while. smh
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Re: Suicidal Man Killed Himself with Improvised Guillotine

Damn, he put some thought and effort into that
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Re: Suicidal Man Killed Himself with Improvised Guillotine

Now that’s style.
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Suicide note translated.
Fucking based. Nice note.
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Re: Suicidal Man Killed Himself with Improvised Guillotine

He could have been an engineer and put his creativity to better use.
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He should have tried the method of the other guy who tied one end of a rope around a fire hyrant and the other end around his neck, then got in his car and drove off ripping off his head.
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Re: Suicidal Man Killed Himself with Improvised Guillotine

I wonder what this guy tested it out on...
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What a fucking idiot.
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Re: Suicidal Man Killed Himself with Improvised Guillotine

I dunno I would think a black bag and can of balloon helium. Much less mess for the cleaner although nitrogen would be better.

However I wonder if helium would make you react like you were suffocating whereas I think nitrogen would just cause you to pass out.

Time to refer to Gemini.

Edit I was partially right. the feeling of needing a breath of that suffocating feeling is caused by the build up of co2 apparently it would make you pass out without that "I cant breathe feeling". Oh and both gases would work the same way as they are inert and just replace the o2. Interesting....

Freaky. I think I like air and oxygen too much to want to try. but if I did then that would be my preferred method. I wouldn't be selfish enough to make then have to mop my blood up too. . Plus make sure you go to the toilet too so as to leave as little mess as possible to clean up
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Re: Suicidal Man Killed Himself with Improvised Guillotine

Successful, but pretty feeble attempt. Hope he does better nest time. Just a concrete block attatched to the top of that sorry ass piece of metal he used would help. And they call it a guillotine for a reason dumb ass. How about a guillotine cut.


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