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Re: Suicidal Man Killed Himself with Improvised Guillotine

This is indeed fascinating, but it is not the best guillotine here in DR.
I'm sure I saw better one, which separated the head from the body complete. The guillotine was more sophisticated, heavier weight, and having sharp blade angle for improved results!
Some people really go for the spectacular. I would say this would be up there in the committment category, on top of the fact that he was face up, and his eyes were open. From the injury, I would say he didn't die immediately, but had time to rue his choice. I just wish he hadn't done it.
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Re: Suicidal Man Killed Himself with Improvised Guillotine

If he would have done it in the tub, it would have been even better!
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Re: Suicidal Man Killed Himself with Improvised Guillotine

That's not a bad guillotine. Clean it up a bit, list it on eBay.

"Guillotine. One careful owner. Only used once (no complaints)".
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If he would have done it in the tub, it would have been even better!
Also, if he had added SPARKLERS, it would have been even better than THAT!
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Gotta admire the dedication
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Re: Suicidal Man Killed Himself with Improvised Guillotine

This took a lot of thought and I’m endeared by him laying down towels and blankets to make clean up easier. RIP.
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Sorry, no returns after purchase!
I guess he can't really claim it was faulty.
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This took a lot of thought and I’m endeared by him laying down towels and blankets to make clean up easier. RIP.
Yeah, but someone who makes that much mess is still a pain in the neck.
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This is why God made railroad tracks. Quick, easy access almost anywhere and no assembly required
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Re: Suicidal Man Killed Himself with Improvised Guillotine

Also, if he had added SPARKLERS, it would have been even better than THAT!
I like your thought process on this one.
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