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#31
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08-24-2020, 06:07 PM
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Re: Rectal Explosion: a Strange Case of Autoerotic Death
Wow. What an awful way to go. I bet that was incredibly painful
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#32
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12-14-2020, 10:21 PM
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Re: Rectal Explosion: a Strange Case of Autoerotic Death
He can masturbate and hitch-hike at the same time!
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#33
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12-15-2020, 06:55 PM
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Re: Rectal Explosion: a Strange Case of Autoerotic Death
He was a valiant thrill seeker who wanted and got exactly what he was looking for—while managing to pull an entirely mind-blowing experience out of his ass. At least he forever solved any lingering hemorrhoid problems. |
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#34
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12-15-2020, 08:50 PM
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Re: Rectal Explosion: a Strange Case of Autoerotic Death
My ass feels the same way after paying taxes for everything.
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#35
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12-15-2020, 11:13 PM
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Re: Rectal Explosion: a Strange Case of Autoerotic Death
As I read the headline, something told me I wasn't ready for this shit. I clicked anyways and godfuckingdamnit was I not wrong.
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#36
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12-16-2020, 01:07 AM
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Re: Rectal Explosion: a Strange Case of Autoerotic Death
It takes tremendous Courage to attempt something like that  |
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#37
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12-16-2020, 03:20 AM
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Re: Rectal Explosion: a Strange Case of Autoerotic Death
Courage, yes... perhaps... a very stupid kind of anal heroics at that... I must however point out that whatever courage he had was supremely overwhelmed by an overabundance of gayness.
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#38
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12-17-2020, 07:59 PM
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Re: Rectal Explosion: a Strange Case of Autoerotic Death
A REAL - BULWARK OF INTELLECTUAL PROWESS- WHY,HOW,WHO, THESE PEOPLE SHOULD BE KEPT FROM EVERYONE-EVEN DEMOCRATS |
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#39
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12-18-2020, 01:54 AM
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Re: Rectal Explosion: a Strange Case of Autoerotic Death
I bet that was a bloody painful death.
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#40
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12-18-2020, 12:40 PM
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Re: Rectal Explosion: a Strange Case of Autoerotic Death
So he blew air up his ass and essentially gave himself a brain embolism. I'll stick to pulling my plonker, it's way safer...
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