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Re: Rectal Explosion: a Strange Case of Autoerotic Death

Wow. What an awful way to go. I bet that was incredibly painful

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Old 12-14-2020, 10:21 PM
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Re: Rectal Explosion: a Strange Case of Autoerotic Death

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His penis looks like a thumb.
He can masturbate and hitch-hike at the same time!

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Re: Rectal Explosion: a Strange Case of Autoerotic Death

He was a valiant thrill seeker who wanted and got exactly what he was looking for—while managing to pull an entirely mind-blowing experience out of his ass.

At least he forever solved any lingering hemorrhoid problems.

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Re: Rectal Explosion: a Strange Case of Autoerotic Death

My ass feels the same way after paying taxes for everything.

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Re: Rectal Explosion: a Strange Case of Autoerotic Death

As I read the headline, something told me I wasn't ready for this shit. I clicked anyways and godfuckingdamnit was I not wrong.

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Re: Rectal Explosion: a Strange Case of Autoerotic Death

It takes tremendous Courage to attempt something like that

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Old 12-16-2020, 03:20 AM
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Re: Rectal Explosion: a Strange Case of Autoerotic Death

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It takes tremendous Courage to attempt something like that
Courage, yes... perhaps... a very stupid kind of anal heroics at that... I must however point out that whatever courage he had was supremely overwhelmed by an overabundance of gayness.

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Re: Rectal Explosion: a Strange Case of Autoerotic Death

A REAL - BULWARK OF INTELLECTUAL PROWESS-
WHY,HOW,WHO, THESE PEOPLE SHOULD BE KEPT FROM EVERYONE-EVEN DEMOCRATS

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Re: Rectal Explosion: a Strange Case of Autoerotic Death

I bet that was a bloody painful death.

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Re: Rectal Explosion: a Strange Case of Autoerotic Death

So he blew air up his ass and essentially gave himself a brain embolism. I'll stick to pulling my plonker, it's way safer...

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