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12-31-2009, 01:22 AM
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 So Fucking Banned Poster Rank:766 Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 1,046 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)
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Re: Rasputin
some chuck norris facts from: http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ 1: If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. 2: Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. 3: Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song. 4: Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. 5: Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip. 6: Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you. 7:Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. 8: Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. 9: Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won. 10: Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. |
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12-31-2009, 01:31 AM
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 My Rank: MASTER SERGEANT Poster Rank:545 Guy Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 1,834 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 11 Post(s)
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Re: Rasputin
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls. When Chuck Norris goes to give blood, he brings a handgun and a bucket. Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried, ever. |
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12-31-2009, 02:58 AM
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 ★ Legacy Member ★ Poster Rank:6 What we've got here is failure to communicate. Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 103,591
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Re: Rasputin
Why did that make me laugh? no idea, cock thrown across the room, bwaaaaaaaaaaaaa, fucking glad its not mine, bwaaaaa.
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