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12-31-2009, 12:47 AM
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Just for you, dirty bitch.
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#12
12-31-2009, 12:51 AM
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 My Rank: MAJOR Poster Rank:101 I have a cunt. Join Date: Aug 2009 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 34 Post(s)
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12-31-2009, 01:22 AM
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1: If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. 2: Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. 3: Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song. 4: Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. 5: Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip. 6: Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you. 7:Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. 8: Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. 9: Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won. 10: Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. |
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#14
12-31-2009, 01:27 AM
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| Joseph Goebbels Poster Rank:232 Male Join Date: Nov 2009 Mentioned: 2 Post(s) Quoted: 12 Post(s)
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"When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris" Cunt, he is. |
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12-31-2009, 01:31 AM
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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls. When Chuck Norris goes to give blood, he brings a handgun and a bucket. Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried, ever. |
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12-31-2009, 01:39 AM
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Ah I love this guy. Haha It's a pretty good read, everyone should check it out.
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#17
12-31-2009, 02:44 AM
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mastodons "Crack the skye" is about rasputin and astral travel etc, interesting read.
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#18
12-31-2009, 02:58 AM
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Why did that make me laugh? no idea, cock thrown across the room, bwaaaaaaaaaaaaa, fucking glad its not mine, bwaaaaa.
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12-31-2009, 03:05 AM
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Rasputen is only a legend because of sienfeld! =P
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#20
12-31-2009, 09:23 AM
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