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03-12-2015, 12:27 PM
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Re: Man Sucked Into A Grass Cutter

It'd a be medical miracle if they could somehow find his penis, reattach it, and get it to function again.
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Fake, no doubt...
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He stuck his foot in that??!!
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hey, nice life this fellow's about to have. sure, using your foot as starter is seriously fucking retarded, but the punishment for sheer thoughtlessness does seem a little disproportionate here.
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Re: Man Sucked Into A Grass Cutter

More importantly, who finished mowing the lawn?
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Mow, mow, mow your body roughly across the lawn.

Merrily, merrily, merrily life is but exposed intestines.
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kill me please
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NOPE.
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passion is powerful next time be careful my amigo
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what an idiot! wonder how they plan to fix this
staple his abdominal skin to a wide skateboard and he can start going around town again. much like these people.




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