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02-24-2022, 11:28 PM
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| ♚ Legacy Gold Member ♚ Poster Rank:99 Male Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 16,469 Mentioned: 6 Post(s) Quoted: 4543 Post(s)
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Re: Man Accidentally Pulled into a Woodchipper
At first I thought the title was the lead-in to a joke.... "A man, a beaver, a unicorn, and a rabbi pull into a woodchipper, and the unicorn says to the rabbi "Hey................" |
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02-24-2022, 11:56 PM
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 Pneumatic Underpants Poster Rank:96 Gender fluid onion Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 16,741 Mentioned: 71 Post(s) Quoted: 6561 Post(s)
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Re: Man Accidentally Pulled into a Woodchipper
The man's name was Morse. In the article, they refer to the condition of the corpse as “Total morselization.” I felt this could not go unmentioned. |
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03-02-2022, 04:05 PM
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| The Candyman With the Windowless Van Poster Rank:143 Join Date: Oct 2012 Posts: 11,455 Mentioned: 32 Post(s) Quoted: 6077 Post(s)
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Re: Man Accidentally Pulled into a Woodchipper
When he first felt that telltale tug on his glove and knew what was going to happen . . . that must have been one of the great "Awshit" moments in history. |
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03-05-2022, 03:01 AM
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| My Rank: SERGEANT Poster Rank:1039 Join Date: Dec 2021 Posts: 656 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 235 Post(s)
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Re: Man Accidentally Pulled into a Woodchipper
silly... alll they need is a guy wearing a hat and a ankle and palm device which would go off if sucked into the entry way and shut the machine off.. can probably be implemented for less than $100 |
