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Re: Man Accidentally Pulled into a Woodchipper

Geez, that is an icky way to go!
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how to join those?
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Any videos of wood chippers? I'm very surprised the cartels haven't used one yet!!!
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Is he ok?
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Re: Man Accidentally Pulled into a Woodchipper

I checked the picture several times and still couldn’t find the circumcised but “intact” penis…
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He was woodchipped, damn!
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If he wasn't circumcized before....
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Re: Man Accidentally Pulled into a Woodchipper

A fucking Vermeer Anything will eat your ass into tiny chunks. This example is precisely why I rip that stupid adjustment strap off of work gloves. If your glove gets hooked on something you can’t get your hand out quickly in an emergency. Get those things off if you’re going to be around dangerous hooky shit, or just wear a size bigger glove, just sayin
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I liked the DeadPool scene better
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Re: Man Accidentally Pulled into a Woodchipper

Holy fuck the dude who saw the accident is named Chad Swank.

Bet he didn't feel too Swanky after seeing that. Absolute Chad for not having a breakdown though
… and the guy who went through was Morse. The accident effect described in the article: “Total morselization” is how the statement put it.

At first I thought that’s quite a descriptor, then I thought should that be a capital M?
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