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Awesome post
Can't read the article.without hitting a stupid paywall.
No paywall for me...Perhaps it's because I'm using Adblock Plus?
Anyway, here's a copy and paste of the article for those who cannot access it directly.

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Chad Swank was standing in the basket of a cherry-picker truck Wednesday afternoon, using a chain saw to trim branches from a large, dead tree at a house in Loveland.

His boss and longtime tree- trimming partner, Brian Ganiard Morse, was on the ground, feeding the branches into a wood chipper. It was nothing out of the ordinary for the pair, who were both certified tree trimmers and had worked on jobs together off and on for about six years.

Swank started to cut a branch, and, per his usual habit, looked down to make sure the area underneath was clear. That’s when he noticed something was wrong.

He saw Morse lying on the hopper of the chipper. Puzzled, Swank said, he thought that Morse must have turned the chipper off and been working on the machine. Swank shut off his saw to check.

But the chipper was still running at full speed. And Morse, his legs motionless, was slowly being pulled into it.

“So many things go through your mind at that point,” Swank said.

Frantic, Swank swung one leg out of the basket, then the other until he was hanging from the basket. He let go and fell about 15 to 20 feet.

He sprinted to the chipper, but he knew there was nothing he could do.

“It’s one of those things I’m still kind of numb to,” Swank said Thursday. “I don’t know how to feel quite yet. … It’s one of those things where you don’t believe what is happening is happening.”

On Thursday, Morse’s family and friends, fellow arborists and authorities tried to better understand an accident that has attracted so much attention for its pure shock value.

The Larimer County coroner’s office conducted an autopsy, and, using fingerprints, they officially identified Morse, the 54-year-old owner of Brian’s Tree Trimming and Removal Service in Loveland, as the victim.

Following the autopsy, the coroner’s office released a statement saying the victim was pulled entirely through the chipper. “Total morselization” is how the statement put it.

Since there were no witnesses to the start of the accident, investigators are speculating that Morse got a glove caught in the chipper and couldn’t get free.

“What took place before the glove got caught is what we’re still trying to look into,” said Dean Beers, an investigator with the coroner’s office.

Beers said the chipper had a handle that, when activated, would reverse the movement of the chipper’s feeder gears. It is unclear whether Morse could have reached the handle when the accident occurred.

Swank, as well as the owner of another tree service in Loveland, said Morse was exceptionally careful.

“He was a very good Christian man who always emphasized safety,” Swank said. “It was an accident. We don’t call them intentionals.”

Even in an exceptionally perilous job such as tree trimming, the dangers of the wood chipper stand out, said Roy Barnhart, who owns Roy’s Tree Service in Loveland and who knew Morse. The chipper in this accident, a Vermeer BC1250A, has the capacity to shred trees up to a foot in diameter, according to its manufacturer. It would probably take only a few seconds for the chipper’s blades to turn such a tree into mulch, Barnhart said.

Meanwhile, the gears that grab branches and pull them toward the blades are unforgiving.

“The human body has no chance” if something gets caught, Barnhart said.

Morse leaves behind his wife, a son and two grandsons, about whom he talked constantly, Swank said.

Morse enjoyed jogging and had run several marathons.

Barnhart said Morse was something of a perfectionist.

“He was a man who loved his work,” Barnhart said. “He was a man who was very particular in how he did things. That’s why it’s hard to understand how this happened, because he was very careful all the time.”

Staff writer John Ingold can be reached at 720-929-0898 or jingold@denverpost.com.
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PUBLISHED: December 29, 2005 at 2:44 p.m. | UPDATED: May 8, 2016 at 6:17 a.m.
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PUBLISHED: December 29, 2005 at 2:44 p.m. | UPDATED: May 8, 2016 at 6:17 a.m.
Thanks for putting that into the post, Rohmell!! People who are inept on computers find it very hard to get any background info when we search. Google is typically completely useless now for searches, returning only random gibberish that is of no value, for even the simplest searches.

I remember a post similar to this one, about a woman who had a tree service, I think in Florida, and who got caught and went through her chipper as well. Her entire crew of illegals ran away as soon as it happened, but some of them came back, and they established that no one was around her when she went into the chipper. As in this case, they were up trimming and cutting, and throwing down the material to be chipped, and she was doing the actual chipping. I think in her case they said she got tangled on a branch, and since she weighed only about 90 lbs. the branch just lifter her up and drew her in.
At least it would be quick death. But not one that I personally would prefer. I would prefer to be fellated to death by supermodels, but that is about as likely as me getting fed through a wood chipper.
So I probably won't appear on here due to either of those circumstances ever happening to me.
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He's looking chipper today!
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Yessssssss, one of my ultimates here. Still waiting for a video of woodchipper death.
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Thanks for putting that into the post, Rohmell!!
Mr. May, you are most certainly welcome. I'm glad that I was able to add a little bit more background info to the post.
Of course, my research skills are not of the same calibre as of some others here, such as Simone, Kellyhound, HermanTheShocker, and other prolific posters too numerous to mention.
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Mr. May, you are most certainly welcome. I'm glad that I was able to add a little bit more background info to the post.
Of course, my research skills are not of the same calibre as of some others here, such as Simone, Kellyhound, HermanTheShocker, and other prolific posters too numerous to mention.

Well, every little bit helps, and I have seen some 2 sentence additions on here that clarified what happened in some post by a huge degree.
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Holy fuck the dude who saw the accident is named Chad Swank.

Bet he didn't feel too Swanky after seeing that. Absolute Chad for not having a breakdown though
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That's gotta be one of the worst ways to go.
Can you imagine knowing what was happening and being terrified, just waiting for your head to start going through? Oh, God...
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Holy fuck the dude who saw the accident is named Chad Swank.

Bet he didn't feel too Swanky after seeing that. Absolute Chad for not having a breakdown though
The breakdown probably came later along with PTSD.


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