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My goodness. I hope it was a quick death. RIP
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Looks like he had recently just gotten a pedicure, what a waste
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He went in head first so it was probably over in a blink of an eye
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The remaining nipple
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Such incidents seem to happen way more often than I would ever have thought possible. Stay the heck away from a wood chipper at all costs!
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Morse was morselized! Poor guy. Awful death.
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Re: Man Accidentally Pulled into a Woodchipper

I find it helpful when the articles specify whether circucumised vs. uncircumcised phalluses are found in the wood chips.
the article speaks of

“He was a very good Christian man who always emphasized safety,” Swank said. “It was an accident. We don’t call them intentionals.”

My guess is he faked his death by killing the jewish/muslim guy who slept with his wife, and has now taken on his identity
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Re: Man Accidentally Pulled into a Woodchipper

he certainly had a chip on his shoulder.
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