Helmets Don't Always Work!

symbolic77 · #21 ● 12-22-2009, 04:09 PM

Originally Posted by skullsoup432 ↗

Hush Puppied.

No one will get that.

Dumb anyways.

nah, good one!

An even more inconspicuous silencer!
Not a very far range though, unless u have a hell of an arm..

fuxorox · #22 ● 12-22-2009, 04:15 PM

Rock out with your cock out!

friday · #23 ● 12-22-2009, 04:51 PM

note to self: don't play with oneself while riding a motorbike, could end up hurting ones knee

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Don't knock the helmet, it's still in one piece, it's this guys shit luck his head was too friggin soft

Beard · #24 ● 12-22-2009, 10:36 PM

Originally Posted by airdna ↗

Please keep in mind that as a woman, I lack a penis, and FTR, I have never operated any kind of motor vehicle while using a vibrator or artificial phallus.

Well, as my old pappy used to say, ''You haven't lived 'til you've pulled anal beads out of your ass, at 60mph on a hovercraft.''

Anarchywolf46 · #25 ● 12-22-2009, 10:37 PM

Chronic masturbation kills.

#26 ● 12-22-2009, 10:39 PM

I can't be the only one who noticed how small that shoe is.

#27 ● 12-22-2009, 10:45 PM

Originally Posted by Anarchywolf46 ↗

Chronic masturbation kills.

You have been lied to. Don't ask me how I know--I just do.

Beard · #28 ● 12-22-2009, 10:45 PM

Originally Posted by Anarchywolf46 ↗

Chronic masturbation kills.

Bullshit.

I'm still alive, aren't I?

Beard · #29 ● 12-22-2009, 10:46 PM

Originally Posted by creepingmalaise ↗

You have been lied to. Don't ask me how I know--I just do.

I know how you know.

Filthy pervert....

#30 ● 12-22-2009, 10:49 PM

u msut eb msart

Helmets Don't Always Work!

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