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Re: Helmets Don't Always Work!

Wow.. upon taking a closer look, it seems he was killed by the shoe which hit him in the back of the neck!
Must have said something nasty to someone as he was driving by..
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Idiots and motorcycles don't mix. Depending on how fast he was going, I don't think the helmet would have made any difference. Considering the fact that his penis was exposed and censored for these pictures, he may have been jacking off while riding, and that is certain to cause one to crash their motorcycle, or a car, a boat, a jet-ski or an airplane, for that matter.
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Re: Helmets Don't Always Work!

just wondering...why are they blocking out that section???
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Idiots and motorcycles don't mix. Depending on how fast he was going, I don't think the helmet would have made any difference. Considering the fact that his penis was exposed and censored for these pictures, he may have been jacking off while riding, and that is certain to cause one to crash their motorcycle, or a car, a boat, a jet-ski or an airplane, for that matter.
It's actually perfectly possible to manoeuvre a jet ski without crashing, whilst handling one's erect member.



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It's actually perfectly possible to manoeuvre a jet ski without crashing, whilst handling one's erect member.



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apparently neither did his zipper
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I guess he wasn't wearing underpants.
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ding!
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These things always happen in Asia, over there you have to ride a scooter before you can drive a car.Most are young students who are too young to have respect for the road or there own safety, explains why he is wearing no safety equipment.
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Re: Helmets Don't Always Work!

Already someone took one of his shoes... now you she what happens... at least they didn't pull his pants down like they always do......,,,,,... ..


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