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06-11-2015, 02:00 PM
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Re: Evangelical Pastor Crashes Vehicle Whilst Drunk Leaving Vibrator in Road
says you.  "I'll be right there! I forgot something, err I mean jesus." *rushes back in and grabs the vibe, never know when "jesus" is gonna be needed"
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#42
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06-15-2015, 05:34 PM
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I always love a good story of these "wholesome", "family-value" bible bashers outed for being the biggest hypocrites ever! DRINK-DRIVING! VIBRATORS! So much schadenfreude I don't know where to begin! |
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#43
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06-15-2015, 05:52 PM
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Re: Evangelical Pastor Crashes Vehicle Whilst Drunk Leaving Vibrator in Road
Rip lady. I'm sure you have a family who is devastated with your loss.
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10-19-2016, 12:27 AM
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Re: Evangelical Pastor Crashes Vehicle Whilst Drunk Leaving Vibrator in Road
*sigh* Why does it seem it's always a nice-looking gal with a great ass lately? Why couldn't it be one of the wildebeasts you see at Wal-Mart?  |
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10-19-2016, 04:45 PM
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They always make me the saddest because they portray themselves as the most holy and trustworthy person in one's life, then use that trust to manipulate and violate the people they should be protecting.
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