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04-30-2015, 09:58 PM
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Re: Evangelical Pastor Crashes Vehicle Whilst Drunk Leaving Vibrator in Road
When he was about to crash, did he say "Holy Shit!!!"?
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05-02-2015, 01:13 PM
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Re: Evangelical Pastor Crashes Vehicle Whilst Drunk Leaving Vibrator in Road
I wouldn't be surprised if the vibrator was his and he kept it in his car, since (I presume) it was his car. Unless the girl was going on a long vacation or something, vibrators are not normally things you just slip in your bag and cart around with you riding in a car with a Pastor.
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05-02-2015, 01:35 PM
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Re: Evangelical Pastor Crashes Vehicle Whilst Drunk Leaving Vibrator in Road
Drunk priest + woman + vibrator. Well, at least he left the kids alone.  |
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05-04-2015, 03:54 AM
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Re: Evangelical Pastor Crashes Vehicle Whilst Drunk Leaving Vibrator in Road
hahahhahaha nothing new coming from an evangelical pastor xD Not fair the poor girl is dead, he should have been stabbed by the vibrator..  |
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06-11-2015, 11:19 AM
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Re: Evangelical Pastor Crashes Vehicle Whilst Drunk Leaving Vibrator in Road
May the plastic dong was the cause of the accident... it should also be covered with a blanket  |
