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10-09-2009, 08:54 PM
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US soldiers are not very clever are they?
hey fuast i think you are the one who isnt very clever. where does it say that he is an american? oh wait.. it doesnt . dumbass uncle-fucker
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I see no bag however, maybe he died of 'tiny american dick'-syndrome

They say a lot of people in the west are into to compensate for having a small penis (or vagina in the case of a woman). So it could still be a soldier, judging by the smallness of his penis

I don't know what country you're from...But i always thought it was good to have a small pussy.
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either way..you seem like a dumbass.. that is all.
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Lol, indeed. That would look so gay btw :P
Could it be that is was some kind of intended suicide? They teach soldiers that we need to breath air to survive, no?
One does not "breath" air.
One breathes air.
They teach Faust correct grammar,no?
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I don't think that guy is a soldier. His skivies aren't camoflauge.
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I don't know what country you're from...But i always thought it was good to have a small pussy.
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either way..you seem like a dumbass.. that is all.
Yeah, I was thinking that too. That's why we do Kegals...small pussies are highly sought after. (Except where Faust is from, haha) Hmmm... Reminds me of a very weird episode of Tales from the Crypt, or some show like that...where a woman seduced a guy and engulfed the entire man with her vag. Yeah big pussies aren't a good thing unless you are giving birth.
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And a hot tight small vagina is defective how...? Spoken like a man that never had any pussy he did not have to strap a board to his ass.
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One does not "breath" air.
One breathes air.
They teach Faust correct grammar,no?
between the 2 of you, faust is more correct gramatically.
however, one does not breath air but needs air to breath.
hope you can tell the diff.
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between the 2 of you, faust is more correct gramatically.
however, one does not breath air but needs air to breath.
hope you can tell the diff.
This doesn't make sense. Needs air to breath? No, she was right..... one does not breath air but needs air to breathe. I'll use both terms in a sentence for you....

Man your breath smells bad.

All I need is the air that I breathe,and to loooove you. (It's a song)

Hope that was helpful.
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why the fuck would someone do that!?
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This doesn't make sense. Needs air to breath? No, she was right..... one does not breath air but needs air to breathe. I'll use both terms in a sentence for you....

Man your breath smells bad.

All I need is the air that I breathe,and to loooove you. (It's a song)

Hope that was helpful.
As an editor, I've seen that mistake made so many times (along with passed/past and the cliched ones like their/they're etc) that I don't even bat an eye when I see people make it elsewhere - it's just far too common for me to bother reacting to it anymore.

Loooove that song though - gonna pop it on winamp now


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