Died While Masturbating

mgedenfield · #31 ● 10-12-2009, 09:35 PM

American women overcompensate for having a small vag?

indybob · #32 ● 10-12-2009, 10:19 PM

And a hot tight small vagina is defective how...? Spoken like a man that never had any pussy he did not have to strap a board to his ass.

skullsoup432 · #33 ● 10-12-2009, 11:40 PM

I haven't seen my lonely, ugly, pussy starved brother in a month.
Neither has any one else.

When I saw the title I had to click on it and see if it were a pic of him.
Darn, it wasn't.

I was looking forward to the phone call I would make to my mom.

"Hey, ma. Yeah it's me, your least favorite, convicted felon, fuck up son.
I'm callin' about your favorite son, your baby, Jimmy. Guesss what he was caught doin'?"

ILDiva · #34 ● 10-13-2009, 01:21 AM

Originally Posted by skullsoup432 ↗

I haven't seen my lonely, ugly, pussy starved brother in a month.
Neither has any one else.

When I saw the title I had to click on it and see if it were a pic of him.
Darn, it wasn't.

I was looking forward to the phone call I would make to my mom.

"Hey, ma. Yeah it's me, your least favorite, convicted felon, fuck up son.
I'm callin' about your favorite son, your baby, Jimmy. Guesss what he was caught doin'?"

Grimmy · #35 ● 10-13-2009, 02:04 AM

SO... WHERES THE COCK?

Momzilla123 · #36 ● 10-13-2009, 05:28 AM

Originally Posted by Grimmy ↗

SO... WHERES THE COCK?

Shhhhhh! Sleepin'.

nathanexplosion · #37 ● 10-14-2009, 04:06 AM

where exactly does it say he is an american soldier??

1truthfulchic · #38 ● 10-14-2009, 12:48 PM

do NOT insult service men and women..they work their asses off to do the shit that YOU can't...If it wasnt for the American soldiers, Nazi's would have BUTTFUCKED all of Europe with a iron banana

Scampenstein · #39 ● 10-14-2009, 12:57 PM

Don't mention the war...

1truthfulchic · #40 ● 10-14-2009, 02:52 PM

how do u make the banana stay still?

Died While Masturbating

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