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10-09-2009, 09:59 AM
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I see no bag however, maybe he died of 'tiny american dick'-syndrome

They say a lot of people in the west are into to compensate for having a small penis (or vagina in the case of a woman). So it could still be a soldier, judging by the smallness of his penis
talk about pent up hostility, what are you making up for? why do you hate americans so much? was something done to you or a loved one?
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US soldiers are not very clever are they?
us soldier? he's kind of fat for one our boys, why do you bash american soldiers? making up for extra large vagina syndrome? your comments are stupid and ignorant, fuck off
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I like kink..but don't like it to the point of death..
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fappity fappity fap fap fap!
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AND CHEERS TO THE FRENCH FOR SUCKING HITLERS DICK, SO WE COULD GO OVER THEIR AND SLAP'EM BOTH ACROSS THE FACE, NO?
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Gasping is an amazingly common practice, whether auto-erotic or with a partner, and not nearly enough of its practitioners properly appreciate how dangerous it can be - like any type of thrill seeking behavior, if proper precautions are not taken, there's good odds you'll end up with embarassing pics of your death on this sight - so let's all give reckless idiots a big hand for supplying us with great pics to make fun of!
Lol so true, but lets see how far you get with me.
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scuse me? but i can't see a willy meh
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The word is masturbation, not masterbation. Get it right or get Spell Check
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US soldiers are not very clever are they?
and you can die in a fire, ******.
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