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10-09-2009, 06:24 AM
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Died While Masturbating

This soldier died during masturbation. He had a bag over his head during ther act so he died due to lack of oxygen....Dick head!
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10-09-2009, 06:27 AM
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US soldiers are not very clever are they?
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I see no bag however, maybe he died of 'tiny american dick'-syndrome

They say a lot of people in the west are into to compensate for having a small penis (or vagina in the case of a woman). So it could still be a soldier, judging by the smallness of his penis
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would be no bag as would of been removed. Id imagine who ever found him would try resusitation
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would be no bag as would of been removed. Id imagine who ever found him would try resusitation
Lol, indeed. That would look so gay btw :P
Could it be that is was some kind of intended suicide? They teach soldiers that we need to breath air to survive, no?
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Lol, indeed. That would look so gay btw :P
Could it be that is was some kind of intended suicide? They teach soldiers that we need to breath air to survive, no?
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post again and show how stupid you really are. dont badmouth american soldiers asshole
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They teach soldiers that we need to breath air to survive, no?
No, they just teach them to shoot. Although, they don't teach them 'who' to shoot.
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Re: Died While Masturbating

Gasping is an amazingly common practice, whether auto-erotic or with a partner, and not nearly enough of its practitioners properly appreciate how dangerous it can be - like any type of thrill seeking behavior, if proper precautions are not taken, there's good odds you'll end up with embarassing pics of your death on this sight - so let's all give reckless idiots a big hand for supplying us with great pics to make fun of!


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