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12-17-2009, 03:28 AM
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Re: Dead from the Neck Up
Haha  So true-I knew I wasn't alone! Hey, but "true" blondes are becoming extinct,lol-everyone seems to have a damn good bleach-job on their heads. Then we have the "real" blondes who dye their hair darker which= Artificial Intelligence |
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12-17-2009, 03:39 AM
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Re: Dead from the Neck Up
''Artificial Intelligence'' If I'm totally honest, I don't really have a preference for a particular hair colour on women. My only provisos vis-à-vis female bodily hair are:- a) they must have more on the top of their head than me; b) they must have less under their arms and on their legs than me; c) they must keep things trim and ladylike downstairs- if it looks like a stab wound on a gorilla's back, then don't expect me to eat it! I don't think I'm asking too much.... |
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12-17-2009, 03:41 AM
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Re: Dead from the Neck Up
Firstly i didn't know what you were on about, at first glance I thought that big fuck off piece of concrete was a stretcher, DOH.
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12-17-2009, 03:46 AM
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"c) they must keep things trim and ladylike downstairs- if it looks like a stab wound on a gorilla's back, then don't expect me to eat it!" Logged in tha memory bank for later  I fuckin love it. Again homie u kill me |
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12-17-2009, 03:46 AM
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The paramedics would need to have arms like Arnie to lift that fuckin' stretcher.... |
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12-17-2009, 03:50 AM
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Re: Dead from the Neck Up
Fuck, you bastard- you made my night yet again!! No shit! Fuck, Hell no-you are definitely not asking for much at all, it's personal hygiene I've been failing on (b) and (c)<--LMFAO Hey, it's Winter, I'm lazy/fatigued AND anemic AND sleeping 70% of the day..and I'm fucking honest  (A) though, I soo passed |
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12-17-2009, 03:59 AM
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Re: Dead from the Neck Up
When I woke up 30 minutes ago I wanted to fucking kill something, and now what with Rancid, and your good self, I am now wanting to hug someone, fucking hilarious.
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12-17-2009, 04:04 AM
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Re: Dead from the Neck Up
Haha, thanks, glad I can be useful...for something DR has that effect on me, too What about BBB-he's fucking hilarious!! |
