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12-17-2009, 03:28 AM
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Every girl I've ever gone out with has been dead from the neck up.

I like blondes.....
Haha So true-I knew I wasn't alone! Hey, but "true" blondes are becoming extinct,lol-everyone seems to have a damn good bleach-job on their heads. Then we have the "real" blondes who dye their hair darker which= Artificial Intelligence
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Haha So true-I knew I wasn't alone! Hey, but "true" blondes are becoming extinct,lol-everyone seems to have a damn good bleach-job on their heads. Then we have the "real" blondes who dye their hair darker which= Artificial Intelligence
''Artificial Intelligence''

If I'm totally honest, I don't really have a preference for a particular hair colour on women. My only provisos vis-à-vis female bodily hair are:-

a) they must have more on the top of their head than me;

b) they must have less under their arms and on their legs than me;

c) they must keep things trim and ladylike downstairs- if it looks like a stab wound on a gorilla's back, then don't expect me to eat it!

I don't think I'm asking too much....
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Looks like it just fell on top of him..Never knew what hit him..
Firstly i didn't know what you were on about, at first glance I thought that big fuck off piece of concrete was a stretcher, DOH.
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"c) they must keep things trim and ladylike downstairs- if it looks like a stab wound on a gorilla's back, then don't expect me to eat it!"
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I fuckin love it. Again homie u kill me
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Firstly i didn't know what you were on about, at first glance I thought that big fuck off piece of concrete was a stretcher, DOH.
The paramedics would need to have arms like Arnie to lift that fuckin' stretcher....
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"c) they must keep things trim and ladylike downstairs- if it looks like a stab wound on a gorilla's back, then don't expect me to eat it!"
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''Artificial Intelligence''

If I'm totally honest, I don't really have a preference for a particular hair colour on women. My only provisos vis-à-vis female bodily hair are:-

a) they must have more on the top of their head than me;

b) they must have less under their arms and on their legs than me;

c) they must keep things trim and ladylike downstairs- if it looks like a stab wound on a gorilla's back, then don't expect me to eat it!

I don't think I'm asking too much....
Fuck, you bastard- you made my night yet again!! No shit! Fuck, Hell no-you are definitely not asking for much at all, it's personal hygiene

I've been failing on (b) and (c)<--LMFAO Hey, it's Winter, I'm lazy/fatigued AND anemic AND sleeping 70% of the day..and I'm fucking honest (A) though, I soo passed
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The paramedics would need to have arms like Arnie to lift that fuckin' stretcher....
When I woke up 30 minutes ago I wanted to fucking kill something, and now what with Rancid, and your good self, I am now wanting to hug someone, fucking hilarious.
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When I woke up 30 minutes ago I wanted to fucking kill something, and now what with Rancid, and your good self, I am now wanting to hug someone, fucking hilarious.
Glad to brighten up your morning mate- try not to spill any Kelloggs today...
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When I woke up 30 minutes ago I wanted to fucking kill something, and now what with Rancid, and your good self, I am now wanting to hug someone, fucking hilarious.
Haha, thanks, glad I can be useful...for something DR has that effect on me, too What about BBB-he's fucking hilarious!!
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