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12-17-2009, 04:07 AM
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Fuck, you bastard- you made my night yet again!! No shit! Fuck, Hell no-you are definitely not asking for much at all, it's personal hygiene

I've been failing on (b) and (c)<--LMFAO Hey, it's Winter, I'm lazy/fatigued AND anemic AND sleeping 70% of the day..and I'm fucking honest (A) though, I soo passed
I'm going to be generous on this occasion and overlook your negligence in hair maintenance due to the reasons you listed, plus there's also the fact you simply rock!

However, I want you to sort yourself out by this time next week- I shall be inspecting to make sure everything's shipshape!

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I'm going to be generous on this occasion and overlook your negligence in hair maintenance due to the reasons you listed, plus there's also the fact you simply rock!

However, I want you to sort yourself out by this time next week- I shall be inspecting to make sure everything's shipshape!

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Glad to brighten up your morning mate- try not to spill any Kelloggs today...
Today it's porridge, that would leave a fuck off mess wouldn't it, but Its easy to clean up, I would just get the vac out, Its called the dog.
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Today it's porridge, that would leave a fuck off mess wouldn't it, but Its easy to clean up, I would just get the vac out, Its called the dog.
If it could do the dishes as well when you're finished your breakfast, you'd be fuckin' laughing....
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Today it's porridge, that would leave a fuck off mess wouldn't it, but Its easy to clean up, I would just get the vac out, Its called the dog.
Haha, good one! Mine is the "clean-up crew". Some food falls on the floor, all I have to do is yell, "Elias(dog), Isis, Coco, Astrid!"<--All kitties. Especially Elias and Isis- they eat everything
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he's still pretty cute, the rigor mortis could be hot, lol...


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