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Old 02-12-2016, 07:17 AM
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Re: Bartender Offs Herself In Back Room

Title sounds like masturbation

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Old 02-12-2016, 09:12 AM
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Re: Bartender Offs Herself In Back Room

You can die from lack of blood to the brain and/or lack of oxygen to the brain.

Dying from lack of blood to the brain can be achieved quickly and painlessly by simply applying pressure to the correct points.

Sometimes people will adjust a noose so that they can still breathe somewhat while they are getting everything into the right position for the Final Exit.

Unconsciousness can take only seconds with Death following soon after.



If you go the lack of oxygen route, the body is hardwired to fight, thrash and panic.


Also, I guess a generous application of liquor made the whole mess possible.


Glug...glug...glug...glug...glug...glug...glug.

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Old 02-12-2016, 06:16 PM
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Re: Bartender Offs Herself In Back Room

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If you go the lack of oxygen route, the body is hardwired to fight, thrash and panic.
the brain almost contradicts itself :)

it is hard wired to protect the body, so when there is a lack of oxygen, it shuts down everything but the vital functions - hence why the person passes out

but once they are passed out, no amount of thrashing and kicking will wake the person, which is what the thrashing and kicking is designed to do


sad news in an accident - but, for those who wish to leave this existence, it makes for a (relatively) simple and pain free exit :)

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Re: Bartender Offs Herself In Back Room

id say murdered not suicide

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but once they are passed out, no amount of thrashing and kicking will wake the person, which is what the thrashing and kicking is designed to do

The thrashing and kicking is due to an autonomic nervous response to the rise in Carbon Dioxide levels in the lungs. (As I understand it.)

When you cut off the blood, passing out comes much quicker without the attendant rise in Carbon Dioxide levels.


If asphyxiation is the preferred method of departure, breathing in (and out) an inert pure gas like Nitrogen or Helium is a way to go.

This way, oxygen is deprived but the breathing mechanism continues (until death) which expels Carbon Dioxide so that the Thrash Response is not triggered.

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Old 02-13-2016, 07:19 AM
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Re: Bartender Offs Herself In Back Room

She should have googled "how to hang yourself", as this way was probably painful and drawn out longer than she wanted. Removing her teeth with a spoon would have been less painful IMO!

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Re: Bartender Offs Herself In Back Room

"I said off the rocks bitch! make me another one." a shitty life soundtrack indeed

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Re: Bartender Offs Herself In Back Room

I suppose one could claim adjusting the noose for an ideal offing, but I'd lean towards a change of mind regarding the suicide. Wasn't there a statistic somewhere about the percentage of suicides where the person has a change of mind somewhere during the process but is too far along in the process to back out?

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Maybe stand up?
that's what I was thinking

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that's what I was thinking
That thing looks pretty taut. Not likely she will get out just standing up.

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