[kellyhound]

A 26-year-old Brazilian man was arrested after breaking into a bakery naked and grabbing an employee. The man, identified as Y. L. d. S. C, appeared outside the bakery, around 4:42 pm, and runs into the establishment. Frightened, the employees flee the place.

Then the suspect enters the bakery's cold chamber. A few minutes later, at 4:50 pm, he leaves the establishment, grabs an employee and the two fall to the ground. Another woman tries to help and hits the man with a broom. Other people approach and manage to stop the naked man.

According to the Military Police (PM), the suspect was dirty with urine and feces when he invaded the bakery and, during the time he was in the cold room, he turned the food over.

Earlier, according to the PM, he would also have invaded a funeral home in the region , where he kicked the windows and broke a door.

The Civil Police reported that Y. was taken to the Regional Police Station, where he signed a detailed report for property damage and was released after assuming the commitment to appear in court when requested.

[Bastet]

I would really, really like to know what is going on with him. Doesn't seem like something a "regular" flasher or exhibitionist would do. Where will we see him next? Running naked into a kindergarten? A church? Airport security check? Well, I bet the personnel in the last one would probably find him "cooperative", for obvious reasons

[Mr.NoCredit]

That’s some funny shit right there….

[houseoftechno]

Naked man clearly coveted the baker's ponderous buns.

[joos]

Gotta be PCP. They're always nude. Haven't seen one of these in well over a decade.

[houseoftechno]

Likely misunderstood. He just kneaded some lovin'.