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He was fine and walking around later on.
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Re: Tree Cutting Goes Not As Planned

Clarify "fine", because I'm not sure he was "fine" before if he was stupid enough to attempt that maneuver.

FFS, one would think to at least have a climbing belt and spurs for something like that.
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Re: Tree Cutting Goes Not As Planned

He was slam dunked into the ground damn.
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Now that was fucking funny
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Re: Tree Cutting Goes Not As Planned

When that stump hit his head it sounded hallow no brains plain stupidty
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Re: Tree Cutting Goes Not As Planned

I have to believe he was lucky not to have a belt. It would have held him in place for that limb to crush him.
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That made me laugh out loud
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Re: Tree Cutting Goes Not As Planned

Clarify "fine", because I'm not sure he was "fine" before if he was stupid enough to attempt that maneuver.

FFS, one would think to at least have a climbing belt and spurs for something like that.
On a cut high up like that if you are belted in around the tree sometimes the main beam of the tree will split down the center and the lanyard will tighten and break your back. The problem is 1) an improper cut 2) that saw was no where near sharp 3) very poor planning 4) these things added up means he a) was just finishing up and got in a hurry b) an amateur c) momentary lapse of reason (he just fucked up)
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Re: Tree Cutting Goes Not As Planned

This is why you leave it to the pros...like me i do this for a living...lucky hes not dead. Wearing a belt like he should of been, he could be at or above his cut keeping him out of harms way.
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Timberrrrrr


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