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● 08-22-2025, 02:38 PM
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New and Improved Watermelon Opener Contraption

Patent pending.
This will make me millions
Don't steal my idea

I don't think this is a repostoroni
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Re: New and Improved Watermelon Opener Contraption

Damn. That concussion is gonna leave her out of work for a few days.
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Re: New and Improved Watermelon Opener Contraption

Where's the fried chicken and grape soda?
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● 08-23-2025, 08:51 AM
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Damn. That concussion is gonna leave her out of work for a few days.
What work? What job? Lmfao c'mon now Ms.ivory
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Re: New and Improved Watermelon Opener Contraption

Nice way to compress your neck vertebrae.
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● 08-24-2025, 08:27 AM
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Nice way to compress your neck vertebrae.
You're a vertebrae
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What work? What job? Lmfao c'mon now Ms.ivory

I like to think he was being sarcastic
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These guys must be as dumb as pig shit, especially her. What did they think was going to happen?
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Re: New and Improved Watermelon Opener Contraption

And to support the consensus, they do this on video.
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