New and Improved Watermelon Opener Contraption

mr_feelgood · #1 ● 08-22-2025, 02:38 PM

Patent pending.
This will make me millions
Don't steal my idea

I don't think this is a repostoroni

IvorySmith · #2 ● 08-22-2025, 03:01 PM

Damn. That concussion is gonna leave her out of work for a few days.

rohmell · #3 ● 08-22-2025, 05:24 PM

Where's the fried chicken and grape soda?

mr_feelgood · #4 ● 08-23-2025, 08:51 AM

Damn. That concussion is gonna leave her out of work for a few days.

What work? What job? Lmfao c'mon now Ms.ivory

Mr.NoCredit · #5 ● 08-23-2025, 04:39 PM

Nice way to compress your neck vertebrae.

mr_feelgood · #6 ● 08-24-2025, 08:27 AM

Nice way to compress your neck vertebrae.

You're a vertebrae

wildaxboxer · #7 ● 08-24-2025, 10:25 AM

What work? What job? Lmfao c'mon now Ms.ivory

I like to think he was being sarcastic

theblindguidedog · #8 ● 05-26-2026, 02:08 AM

These guys must be as dumb as pig shit, especially her. What did they think was going to happen?

AllegedlyHere · #9 ● 05-26-2026, 11:22 PM

And to support the consensus, they do this on video.

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