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08-05-2014, 12:04 PM
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 ♾ C O O L E R ♾ Poster Rank:344 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 3,621
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Re: Never Trust a Facebook Profile Pic
Or take her to a harvest festival have her bob for apples. Kills two birds with one stone. You get to see her sans makeup -and- observe how accomplished she is at bobbing her head with a wide-open mouth.  (Dear Lord, I apologize for that and please be with the starving pygmies in New Guinea. Amen.) |
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08-05-2014, 07:55 PM
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 ★ Legacy Member ★ Poster Rank:17 MAN Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 61,097 Mentioned: 825 Post(s) Quoted: 37482 Post(s)
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Re: Never Trust a Facebook Profile Pic
These phones have apps on them where you could Dr. anybodies pic to make them hot.
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08-13-2014, 09:57 PM
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 ★The Queen★ Poster Rank:67 Female Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 23,498
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I never wore a lot of makeup, especially after seeing one of Twisted Sister's first drummers, who looked beautiful onstage. He came up to me barefaced and I didn't recognize him. I felt bad for guys.  NOT A.J.! There is a country song, "Don't the Girls All Get Prettier at Closing Time?", by Mickey Gilley, but, my middle brother, who was an alcoholic, said if they were ugly sober, they were still ugly drunk!  And, khantko, guys could stuff their crotches. That is exactly why I don't wear padding or do any false advertising. If a guy is a boob man, and you're all padded and pushed up, he has a right to be pissed. Same with an ass man! Don't believe in it. Never did and never will! Thank goodness, I appealed to leg men and couldn't really fake anything about them.  Worked out, but, my calves were always better than Jake the Snake Roberts, lol! He has none. |
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08-13-2014, 10:00 PM
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Re: Never Trust a Facebook Profile Pic
I always thought spare ribs, so you can see how she eats. If he asked you out again, you were in. When I had great, natural nails, I ate everything with a knife and fork, even them. My co-workers laughed at me, but, it beat picking all that food out from under the nails, even if they were polished. And, with typing, even donuts with a fork. Even the bosses cracked up. I didn't want my desk sticky. |
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08-14-2014, 04:19 PM
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 ★ Legacy Member ★ Poster Rank:1594 male Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 348 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 65 Post(s)
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Re: Never Trust a Facebook Profile Pic
Damn that second pic is hunting my soul shes not ugly or anything but those eyes though damn
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