[EYESwide85]

Quote from the creator of the movement;

“The page got bigger and bigger, until it had nearly 80,000 followers,” Sean tells us over the phone. The more members joined his organization, however, the more his sinful opponents — known as “masturhaters” — began to criticize and attack. To provide an outlet for opponents to direct their rage at, Sean and friends collaboratively invented “Lonnie Childs,” a personification of the anti-masturbation crusade who would become worshipped by many and despised by many more.

“We created him to be the figurehead of the movement,” Sean says, “because people like to focus on someone they can be angry with, as opposed to a whole movement. So I found a photo of some kindly old man — who many people say looks like a child molester — and he’s there if people need to be mad at a person.”

[švabo]

[William May]

I'd LOVE to get a little "Fappy the Dolphin" stuffy, to ride around on the rear window shelf of my car!

Like the old vacuum pad stick-on "Garfield The Cat" they used to sell.

Except it would be "Fappy the Dolphin"!

[Steve]

Having a wank is self-love, not rape.

[obliterate800]

Holy shit! I haven’t laughed this hard for months!!! I needed is, thanks!

[houseoftechno]