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03-19-2022, 08:39 PM
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I Believe This is a Real Thing.......
On a thread recently posted a member commented with a picture of a 5 year old straped to a papoos style board with a caption citing anti masturbation lingo. I checked out the website address, www.stopmasturbationnow.org , and it looks genuine. what im posting here are all the anti masturbation movement pics/memes I found on the site.
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03-19-2022, 09:13 PM
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Re: I Believe This is a Real Thing.......
Geez! I laughed so hard, I had to quit whacking off! Who the FUCK is Lonnie Childs? I never heard of him! But I bet he'd suck me off if I asked him. |
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03-19-2022, 09:20 PM
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Re: I Believe This is a Real Thing.......
I just saw the ad by these guys: "You can't climb the ladder to Heaven with your hands full of penis!" Now my ribs hurt!  |
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03-19-2022, 09:26 PM
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Re: I Believe This is a Real Thing.......
 I've been ROTFL for hours over this one, pissed my wife off real good too with the "she who's fingers smell of fish is a self fornicator and shall not be allowed to sleep indoors" bit |
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03-19-2022, 09:34 PM
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Re: I Believe This is a Real Thing.......
So it appears its a real genuine movement, lonnie childs is made up as a protection barrier for the guys who started the movement. Out of fear of threats and hate they created "Lonnie Childs" as a person to direct the flak towards. heres a link regarding the entire movement and it explains a lot. https://therooster.com/blog/creator-...-america-needs |
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03-19-2022, 09:38 PM
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Re: I Believe This is a Real Thing.......
Michael Moore’s tweet vaunting his upcoming documentary about an anti-masturbation dolphin named Fappy was part of an online hoax that also included a detailed press release. In said release, Lonnie Childs, the presumably fictional president and founder of Stop Masturbation Now, was quoted as telling CNN: “What our organization does is designed to help make children and parents aware of the dangers of masturbation in and outside of the home. God willing, one day masturbation will be illegal.” It is unknown whether Moore is a victim or a party to the hoax. Regardless, somebody better call Errol Morris, because this guy Childs needs a documentary all his own.
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