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I was just thinking...if your wife just gave birth to a child...and you wanted to make her boobies bigger...you'd just blow really hard into her vagina and she would produce more milk...thus making her boobies bigger? Let's all ponder this for a moment.
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Video says anus, but clearly you're the expert. Have you found that in years where you blew air up a cows cunt the milk production was greater? What percentage increase have you noticed?
As a veterinarian, yes, I am the fucking expert. The video is labelled wrong because the retard who uploaded it was as ignorant as you are.
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As a veterinarian, yes, I am the fucking expert. The video is labelled wrong because the retard who uploaded it was as ignorant as you are.
A veterinarian who blows air up a cows cunt to produce more milk? Now I have heard everything!

In all seriousness though, I commend you... it's not often you find people so dedicated to their work. Perhaps you should go to Africa and tell these people they're blowing up the wrong hole. Show them the correct way and they'll be forever grateful, expert. This woman was clearly tonguing its asshole and therefore wasting not only her own time but the time of the cow.
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As a veterinarian, yes, I am the fucking expert. The video is labelled wrong because the retard who uploaded it was as ignorant as you are.
I'm still waiting for a response........
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Re: How to Get Ebola from a Cow

Wait until they reach the era of BioGas!!! What crazy things they would possibly do to increase a cow shit???!!!
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Wait until they reach the era of BioGas!!! What crazy things they would possibly do to increase a cow shit???!!!
In the western world they'd waste a lot of time and money conducting scientific experiments to work out what to feed them and what processes can be used to produce more of what they want.

If it was China they'd just dilute the stuff with water so it has a heavier weight and they can charge more.

In Africa they'll probably just catch it in their mouth then regurgitate into the mouth of the cow with the belief that this will cause the cow to produce a much larger 'harvest' when this shit comes out a second time. They don't need solid facts to back that up either, just faith.
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can't we just take them out and inherit their land?
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can't we just take them out and inherit their land?
Might as well, it's not like they're doing anything useful with it.
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This is animal abuse, no wonder they catch diseases
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This is animal abuse, no wonder they catch diseases
The African probably gave the cow more diseases than the cow gave it


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