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he was covered in semen and rolling around on the ground with his penis in plain sight, gripped in his hand.
but seriously what a fucking weirdo
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The fat bastard looks turkish or greek .
The Turks and Greeks are well know in Europe for being dirty perverts .
They love shitting on womens chests as fore play .
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disgusting
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The fat bastard looks turkish or greek .
The Turks and Greeks are well know in Europe for being dirty perverts .
They love shitting on womens chests as fore play .
What the fuck r you talkin about you irish motherfucker stop blamin your bullshit to others to make you look better bitch we wouldnt even shit in your mouth even though you deserved it
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The fat bastard looks turkish or greek .
NE Calgary Alberta....nuttin but ****'s or Indo Canadians....minus the Canadian part!
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Re: First Post - Caught with Dick in Hand.

Hey DR's, thought I'd enlighten you all with my first post being one of comedic value.

Was the local "racers" hangout tonight. Lots of nice ass, and cars come here every weekend , typical watering hole.

some huge walrus was caught, in plain view jerking off in his pickup truck to the young girls walking around the parking lot.

The Story:

According to witness', a rather bovine looking middle eastern fellow was caught masturbating in the parking lot of Tim Hortons on 61st street and Barlow Trail SE.

One woman described her encounter with the man as "disgusting" and mentioned that when he exposed himself to her, he was covered in semen and rolling around on the ground with his penis in plain sight, gripped in his hand.

When confronted, the fellow allegedly threatened to kill everyone in the parking lot with a pair of booster cables, and said that "in one phone call, you're all dead"
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This fellow was released at the scene and allowed to drive home, as his charge was summary "Performing an Indecent Act" (not sure if that's the official charge) and considered minor.

Video coming tomorrow after it gets uploaded

His son came back to the parking lot a while after in the same truck, and started to threaten death upon the people who called him into the police.
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