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08-13-2023, 03:54 AM
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Re: Bear Crossing the Road and Waves High
Romanian bears are MUCH classier than the bears we have in the U.S. All U.S. bears are like hill-billies, they chew tobacco and spit at you, and can roll a cigarette from one side of their mouth to the other, just so they can tell the police officer to fuck off! Also, U.S. bears will bite the shit out of you, versus the well-educated and much smarter Romanian bears, who will greet you with a wave and a smile, and will provide you with directions if you happen to be lost. They often frequently carry Band-Aids with them as well, so if you get a boo-boo, they can help you out. Hurrah! for Romanian bears! |