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09-08-2019, 12:00 PM
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Re: Son Killed at Funeral when Mother's Coffin Falls on Top of Him
that is one solid casket. not like the ones we have here where if you dont support the under board, the corpse would likely fall under.
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09-08-2019, 12:55 PM
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Re: Son Killed at Funeral when Mother's Coffin Falls on Top of Him
Bury them together and call it a day. That family is cursed! RIP |
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09-08-2019, 06:38 PM
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Re: Son Killed at Funeral when Mother's Coffin Falls on Top of Him
Two for one. Maybe next time they will either: - not build such a heavy casket - not build such a useless step/ladder - not hoist it up to the top of (the temple or whatever it is) - bring a second casket |
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09-16-2019, 04:46 AM
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Re: Son Killed at Funeral when Mother's Coffin Falls on Top of Him
Just open the box through him in face first into fanny's fanny  |
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09-16-2019, 02:35 PM
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Re: Son Killed at Funeral when Mother's Coffin Falls on Top of Him
I wonder if there's any superstitious brewhaha in their village now. That'd be creepy as shit to watch if you believed in all that.
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09-21-2019, 05:37 AM
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Re: Son Killed at Funeral when Mother's Coffin Falls on Top of Him
The guy that loses his footing had shart his pants before the coffin fell. Its the biggest skid mark I've ever seen on the seat of his shorts..
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06-21-2021, 02:56 PM
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Re: Son Killed at Funeral when Mother's Coffin Falls on Top of Him
and the funeral quickly turned into a circus. i mean for real, what's with all the chutes and ladders crap in the middle of a funeral? and then the fact it sounds like they're at the primate section of the zoo while elephants bellow and trumpet in the background |
