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02-23-2018, 11:29 PM
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Re: Carrying a Coffin Outside a Building Goes Wrong

When you are buried in a thin paper box like that; you cant carry it from the lid and expect it not to fall open. Damn sure didn't have it sealed or locked.
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Haha, that fucking horn still going in the background. A little hilarity around here every once in awhile is welcome.
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Re: Carrying a Coffin Outside a Building Goes Wrong

now he'll need to be recoffinated

In all seriousness that was terrible on their part. I've never seen that happen before.
It can happen. I remember as we carried my Dad's coffin out of the morgue we had gotten to an awkward spot and my arm was giving out from the angle nobody in to save the day so I partially used my torso as a counter weight as I slightly bent over and it took a big struggle, but thankfully 15 seconds later the coffin was ok undamaged!
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That's what you get for trying to carry around all that dead weight.
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Re: Carrying a Coffin Outside a Building Goes Wrong

I'm thinking this would go well on a Benny Hill episode. I can just hear "Yakety Sax" playing in my head as they carry the coffin out.
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can't help it ..but this video is kinda funny.. the soundtrack is gold
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woops lol
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Re: Carrying a Coffin Outside a Building Goes Wrong

The dog looks like he already knew what was coming, he made sure to move out the way, he's standing there like, "wait for it, wait for it! bluuuf!
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That trumpet player didn’t miss a beat. Just kept on playin
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Re: Carrying a Coffin Outside a Building Goes Wrong

Pop Goes the weasal!...then the fuckin flowers take a header
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