[U.B.Hotch]

Originally Posted by William May ↗

Holy Shit! He's drinking JIZZ?
No wonder she wasn't thirsty. She's blown enough Tauntons to get her fill. She's sworn off sucking off Gleedorps.

Reminded me of this:

[18Zulu]

Originally Posted by sandoval666 ↗

Designated Marksman. Like a sniper, but not necessarily as good a marksman, not necessarily given as nice a weapon, and stays in the middle of the fight instead of around the fringes of the battlefield.

And the Star Wars reference because stormtroopers famously never hit a goddamn thing.

Designated Marksman are nothing like snipers. I’m a real god damn US Army Special Operations Sniper and I taught at the school.
Marksman get a standard MSS like the M24 not some piece of shit with an optic. They do over watch in urban environments and perimeter security when playing FOBet. Why would you think we stay on the outskirts of a battlefield? Oh because you watched a lot of “Making the cut” on the history channel. You don’t know what you’re talking about. So STFU.

[WonderMomma]

Originally Posted by Dr Thrumpkinz ↗

I assume you mean me, I think I'm about the only one who was doing any ridiculing here. I have an intense need to be laughing at absolutely all times. I even laugh when I stub my toe, or when ladies back their SUVs into me and knock me into the ocean off the back of a ferry.
That said, I love this guy in the video a lot. He is a hero, and I've never seen anything like this video. I sent the actual Snipocalypse Now video and Houthis Kiss to the only english speaking Yemeni journalist I know of, Hussain Al Bukhaiti, after I heard that someone forwarded this video to him, and that he liked it. He doesn't know if either of these two are alive anymore, and due to it's moderate to high usage of dildo imagery, he wasn't to fond of Houthis Kiss. He also informed me that the grenade footage I used in it is actually Saudi mercenaries killing several Yemenis, not the other way around.

Anyhow, if I didn't like these guys, I wouldn't have spent weeks and weeks making these videos dedicated to them. I only tease them as I do everything, including myself, because I am a crazy person, and I am compelled to believe that it is somehow part of my secret heritage. Plus dudes in gowns are funny.

Thumpkinz... you are so damn strange and weird. I love it. Definitely one of a kind.

LOVE the music in the video. You should make movies in real life.

[WonderMomma]

Originally Posted by 18Zulu ↗

Designated Marksman are nothing like snipers. I’m a real god damn US Army Special Operations Sniper and I taught at the school.
Marksman get a standard MSS like the M24 not some piece of shit with an optic. They do over watch in urban environments and perimeter security when playing FOBet. Why would you think we stay on the outskirts of a battlefield? Oh because you watched a lot of “Making the cut” on the history channel. You don’t know what you’re talking about. So STFU.

"HULK SMASH!! ROWR!!!"

[Dr Thrumpkinz]

Originally Posted by WonderMomma ↗

Thumpkinz... you are so damn strange and weird. I love it. Definitely one of a kind.

LOVE the music in the video. You should make movies in real life.

Why thank you Miss Momma.
I dream about a full length movie. Considering how long it takes me to make just the short ones though, it might take the rest of my life to fill 2 hours. Playground Warfare isn't even 5 minutes and it took 3 months to make. Literally every day, stopping to eat and smoke and that's almost it.

I have three COVID related projects on the go right now, that are about 10 minutes a piece, the first I started right when they lit up that Empire State beacon in New York--so over a year and a half ago. But they'll be 30 minutes put together.