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What are DM standards? Also the Star Wars reference? I like learning new terms and colloquialisms.
Designated Marksman. Like a sniper, but not necessarily as good a marksman, not necessarily given as nice a weapon, and stays in the middle of the fight instead of around the fringes of the battlefield.

And the Star Wars reference because stormtroopers famously never hit a goddamn thing.
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And THAT'S where 7-up comes from!
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I'd bet they were just being dicks. Not really trying to kill, just fuck with him.
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I'd bet they were just being dicks. Not really trying to kill, just fuck with him.
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That was balls of the highest nature
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For some reason, as I was watching the video (audio off), that the Benny Hill theme song was playing.
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For shuwa they were watching him run while he was carrying that bloke...for fun.

Just to watch and see when he'd slow down a bit, just to peg a shot just in front of his toe.

Heee heee!!!

You can see the comedic stratagee if you watch properly... c
Checkout when he slows down... smack. A PUFF of sand goes up in front of him.

Omg! I'd be having trouble stifling my giggles. I hope they let him go just on his heroics.
Bloody balls of steel!!
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This guy deserves a fucking retirement package of the HUGEST MEASURE!!!
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Ohfuck! Ohfuck! Ohfuck! Ohfuck! Ohfuck! Ohfuck! Holyfuckingallahthatlastonewasclose!!! Shit! ALLAH AKBAR!! Ohfuck! Ohfuck! Ohfuck! Ohmyholycrap! Ohfuck! Ohfuck! PleaseallahifImakeitIswearillneverbeatmycamalagain !

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His exact thoughts at that time.
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Re: A Snipocalyptic Bonus

Mf still owes him money (i.e. a goat).
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