[Viking64]

They should just have filled up the gas tank.

[renfairegeek]

[andrew andrade]

why is she in her panties to begin with......

[Faline]

Maybe a bikini.

[gatagato]

Originally Posted by **BUTTERFLYLOVE** ↗

I have such a fear of flying, if you were to get me in one of those little ass planes I would have to be sedated and put on a ventilator!

Eh, once i had to fly to Tunis, for work (but it was with another company from Tunisia): The lift-off was ok, but after a couple of minutes I realized that it would have been a VERY hard flight. Arab music being played @ full blast, but NOT just for entertainment purpose: it was to cover the very strange noises coming from every part of the plane: "creeeek", "crack", "crock", "bumm" "booomm", "boing" "kling" klang" "trrrackk" "crick" "pshhhhh" etcetera: a compilation of noises I had never heard before on some plane. Oh well. But the worst part had yet to come: a stewardess approached me from the behind (if she'd came from the front at least I would have been ready to face such a disgrace):
the sight has been like watching five real snuff movies all in one: she was NOT just ugly, she was ugliness in person. When asked what I'd like to drink I asked for Alcohol, no matter in what form, and as much as possible (I swear I did).
Answer: "Oh, sorry, we don't serve alcohol on our flights". I asked for a tea and thought to myself "look, bring me whatever you want but please don't show-up till the landing without notice".

• Could not smoke
• Could not drink
• Forced to see these "stewardess" so fat that they were rolling, not just walking plus one of them was even smiling at me, maybe planning some sexual approach
• The very concerning noises that could be heard distinctly though the pathetic attempt to cover them with some possibly worse (but less concerning) noises.

At that point I've thought to myself: well, if I have to die in some plane crash, I hope it happens now.