[William May]

Originally Posted by Shanara ↗

People in my family can't understand why I want to be creamated.

Yeah, they told me your views.



Then they hired me to mummify your body so they can use you as a combination door stop and hat-rack.

Hope you like those spinning X-Ray eyes as well! They wanted blinking Christmas lights, but I convinced them that such a thing was REALLY tacky.

Spinning x-Ray eyes are MUCH classier!

[Autismus_Maximus]

Originally Posted by Shanara ↗

People in my family can't understand why I want to be creamated.

You wouldn’t want to comfort your children?

If you’re mummified there’s zero repercussions.

[azblue81]

I wonder how often he has to change her newspaper.