[azblue81]

Anyone that works on a farm should be carrying a 9mm at least.

[drsumiasucc]

a relative of mine was brutally attacked by a huge turkey, she didn't fight back and let it destroy her legs until they were covered in bloody lacerations and she had to get multiple shots. i asked her why she didn't stomp the fuck out of it or something and she said "i was trespassing on its property" ***** please, would hate to see what she'd do against a T-rex...

[Krusen72]

I bet this would be considered foreplay for some of the members on here!

[Krusen72]

Originally Posted by spycosis ↗

I'd have done a leg sweep then an axe kick straight in its fucking melon.

Oh yeah? Well I would have given it a Shaolin to the throat and sent it over to Iri to grab it’s neck and jerk it off like she described earlier!

[Krusen72]

Originally Posted by drsumiasucc ↗

a relative of mine was brutally attacked by a huge turkey, she didn't fight back and let it destroy her legs until they were covered in bloody lacerations and she had to get multiple shots. i asked her why she didn't stomp the fuck out of it or something and she said "i was trespassing on its property" ***** please, would hate to see what she'd do against a T-rex...

T Rex do not exist any more.

[drsumiasucc]

Originally Posted by Krusen72 ↗

T Rex do not exist any more.

thanks for letting me know, dumbass

[shadesofcolours]

I didn't realise they were such huge birds.