[kellyhound]

[Mr.NoCredit]

Goddamn. That’s one pissed of bird.

[Eat Shit And Die]

That kick she got at around 1.10 seemed personal

[houseoftechno]

I doubt that feeble woman was the owner. Just some idiot who decided to enter an ostrich enclosure?

[Faust]

something something ostricized

[William May]

They and Emu's can form their claws into a fist 4" wide, that can kill a coyote or other small animal with a single blow. But if I was her, I would have grabbed one leg and tipped him over, just waving at him is NOT going to help.

[William May]

I would have come back with a club later, and taught him a thing or two, or 42.

And left him bleeding and broken on the ground.

[tandc]

That’s what I was thinking. Grab a leg and fall on it, possibly breaking it. I’m always surprised people don’t fight back. You’re gonna get hurt regardless; fight back and perhaps save yourself or at least cut the attack short.

Originally Posted by William May ↗

They and Emu's can form their claws into a fist 4" wide, that can kill a coyote or other small animal with a single blow. But if I was her, I would have grabbed one leg and tipped him over, just waving at him is NOT going to help.

[spycosis]

Originally Posted by William May ↗

They and Emu's can form their claws into a fist 4" wide, that can kill a coyote or other small animal with a single blow. But if I was her, I would have grabbed one leg and tipped him over, just waving at him is NOT going to help.

I'd have done a leg sweep then an axe kick straight in its fucking melon.

[iridopelma]

you're supposed to grab it by the neck with an outstretched arm before it even reaches you. I don't understand why nobody fights back when they're being attacked by animals???