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06-22-2025, 02:52 PM
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Ostrich VS Elderly Woman
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06-22-2025, 07:27 PM
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 My Rank: MAJOR Poster Rank:198 male Join Date: Mar 2021 Posts: 7,766 Mentioned: 2 Post(s) Quoted: 1468 Post(s)
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Re: Ostrich VS Elderly Woman
I doubt that feeble woman was the owner. Just some idiot who decided to enter an ostrich enclosure?   |
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06-23-2025, 11:34 AM
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Re: Ostrich VS Elderly Woman
They and Emu's can form their claws into a fist 4" wide, that can kill a coyote or other small animal with a single blow. But if I was her, I would have grabbed one leg and tipped him over, just waving at him is NOT going to help. |
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06-23-2025, 11:35 AM
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Re: Ostrich VS Elderly Woman
I would have come back with a club later, and taught him a thing or two, or 42. And left him bleeding and broken on the ground. |
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06-24-2025, 01:47 AM
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Re: Ostrich VS Elderly Woman
That’s what I was thinking. Grab a leg and fall on it, possibly breaking it. I’m always surprised people don’t fight back. You’re gonna get hurt regardless; fight back and perhaps save yourself or at least cut the attack short. |
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06-24-2025, 04:18 AM
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 Feet Like Pigs Trotters Poster Rank:106 DOWNUNDER STILL RAPES TODDLERS Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 15,421 Mentioned: 53 Post(s) Quoted: 7711 Post(s)
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Re: Ostrich VS Elderly Woman
I'd have done a leg sweep then an axe kick straight in its fucking melon.
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07-05-2025, 11:37 AM
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 spiders in a people suit Poster Rank:13 Join Date: May 2015 Posts: 71,539 Mentioned: 248 Post(s) Quoted: 48771 Post(s)
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Re: Ostrich VS Elderly Woman
you're supposed to grab it by the neck with an outstretched arm before it even reaches you. I don't understand why nobody fights back when they're being attacked by animals???
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